I love
professional wrestling.
Anyone who
is around me for a few minutes knows I love professional wrestling. The stories.
The athleticism. The performers. The business itself. It’s always intrigued and captivated me. I’ve been a fan for over 30 years…and it
shows.
Official with a headset |
When the WWE
announced that their flagship show, RAW, would be live from Des Moines on April
22nd, 2019, I knew I had to do one thing…work security for it? Yes, for the last few months I have been
working part time security through CSC, who handles security for venues in Des
Moines, including the Wells Fargo Arena.
The second they posted available shifts I jumped at the chance. I took a shift starting at 3:00 in the
afternoon and left the arena around 11:30 that night. See, I try to take shifts that work for my
schedule but are also fun. This
definitely fit the bill.
I parked my
car and started walking the two blocks to the arena. As I reached the street across from the
venue, I glanced over to see my favorite tag team performers, The Usos. After a double take and a mutual head nod to
each other, they drove off as I proceeded to the employee entrance, while they
went to the performer parking. As I
walked through the arena doors, I now fully understand how the children felt
when they walked into Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.
I opened the
door for Downtown Bruno…known as Harvey Whippleman in the 80’s.
Production
equipment everywhere.
The WWE
interview area.
AJ Styles at
a table autographing posters.
The catering
area…where a plethora of WWE superstars mingled and ate.
Wait…Kurt
Angle is walking right towards me! Holy
s***, Kurt Angle just said hello to me!!
Jason
Jordan, who is no longer an active wrestler but a backstage producer, gave me a
wide smile and asked how I was.
Alexa Bliss
is checking her phone, looked up at me, smiled and continued walking.
The Miz just
cut a promo into his phone 10 feet away.
My wrestling
fandom is on overload!
I reached
the hallway where our security offices are located to check in, grabbed a shirt
and waited to find out where my position for the night would be. The event coordinator for the night said to
me, “tunnel”. Now, keep in mind, I’m
only a few months into the job so I don’t really know all the verbiage yet. We’re in an arena and there are a lot of
tunnels so I asked for clarification. He
told me where it was and a chair would be there. Easy enough.
I walked out of the office and headed down to my post.
I walked
past the seamstresses and wardrobe containers.
I walked
past some lighting equipment.
I walked
past an ironing board.
My initial view |
I looked
around to get an idea of where I was. I
started on the left where I saw a basic, paper sign that read: Vince’s
Office. Hold on a second. Did they really just post me right near WWE
owner Vince McMahon’s office?? Holy balls. I scanned to the right where the hair and
makeup ladies were starting work. Scan a
little more to the right…locker room entrance for the male performers. Again…holy balls. Not only would I be seeing a few people I
recognize here and there, I’d see the entire Raw roster! Continuing to scan the right, I see the
Gorilla Position, where every on screen talent goes prior to walking on
stage. Not only was I in a cool spot, I
was literally in the heart and soul of the WWE production of a Monday night
Raw.
WWE 24 on WWE Network |
“Stay
professional, Ryan.” That became my
mental mantra for the evening. As I
stood there, watching the crew and talent prepare for their weekly show, I was
blown away at how smooth this complex production went. Everyone knew their job. Everyone worked together. People had smiles on their faces and seemed
to enjoy what they did. I had the
pleasure of talking with a director/editor/videographer from their network
series 24. We talked about our shared love of wrestling,
how he got involved in the WWE and so much more. As he waited for Seth Rollins to finish
practicing his segment with Triple H, we joked about me going to get Seth as
the interview was more important. As the
videographer went to get him, he turned and said, “If Triple H is still talking
I’ll just tell him Security Ryan said it was time to get Seth.” I nodded and said I had his back. Good times.
Wait,
there’s more!
Who’s
walking up behind me? Wait, that’s Rey
Mysterio without his mask!
The original
inspiration for my haircut, Corey Graves, just sat down to get his hair
done. Why am I watching this man get his
hair done??
Sami Zayn
practiced his promo for the night while pacing through the halls, occasionally
locking eyes with me. Knowing he wasn’t
actually talking to me and likely looking through me, it was odd not to respond
and to look away.
Paul Heyman
is giving advice to Bobby Lashley and Becky Lynch in front of me!
Who’s behind
me? Oh, just the Usos practicing their
promo for the night.
Speechless…Triple
H and Vince McMahon just walked past to get to their position for the show.
Sorry for
interrupting your filming, Iiconics. Like you jokingly said to me, I won’t mess
with the champs.
I tried to
make my Raw debut but the director nixed it since it would be weird if I was
the only one in the background. Maybe
next time. I’ll give Baron Corbin a solo
promo without me.
Becky Lynch
and Alicia Fox put their match together right in front of me. Becky wanted to practice a flying head
scissors…so she did on the concrete floor.
Um…risky but did it flawlessly.
Don’t mind
me Zack Ryder, Curt Hawkins, Bobby Lashley and Alexa Bliss. Enjoy your conversation while I awkwardly
stare at you.
The Usos just referred to me as "Uce". I think we're family now.
My new family, the Usos |
It couldn’t
get any better than this overload of wrestling fandom, could it? Welp, my supervisor had a different
plan. “Hey Ryan,” he says, “do you know
how to work the freight elevator?” Let’s
be real. I didn’t know we had a freight
elevator, let alone how to work it. “Talent
is going to start leaving so come with me and I’ll show you how.” The next two hours consisted of escorting WWE
superstars from the arena to the freight elevator and taking them to the secret
parking garage they could load up and leave the arena in peace. Seriously, name a Raw superstar and I likely
had an interaction of some sort.
Ruby Riott |
The night
ended and I was blown away with the crazy night at work. Witnessing how the show, promos and matches
were put together. Observing this crazy
business and happy culture that people were working in. The graciousness of the performers with
everyone they came into contact with. It
was really a fun environment to be part of.
I’m still a little surprised at how professional I was, not allowing
myself to be the nerdy fan I am. I’ll
just leave it in the words of WWE Superstar Ruby Riott, “Man, you are so
f***ing polite.”
Thank you,
Ruby and WWE for a good time. I got paid
for this but I think I owe someone money for the memories.